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  • Date of Birth? 47
  • Sexual Status: straight single man

Latest Status: Bear seeking care

City: Salem, Oregon

Bio: Long-haired, bearded hippie-type appearance. Actually not a hippie by a fair margin. Could be mistaken for a biker too, but I have no Harley either. Book, cover... you know the drill. For those of you who think size matters, I wear a TheyFit size B17 condom. If that's not big enough, you'd best just move along now. Nothing to see here. I like gals with brains, so here's a crypto-puzzle "Jevgr ornegehgu ng fbsgubzr qbg arg!" Hint I get my kicks on it, minus Tenzing Norgay's special year. Solve the puzzle, get a prize! (I'd suggest choosing a sex act you'd like me to perform on you, but other prizes are available.)

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