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• Date of Birth? 36
• Sexual Status: straight single man
• Images: 5 Public

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Latest Status: Cute, Humorous, Intelligent, Outgoing, Fun, Hot Sex, Drinking, Independant, kick back! And whatever you want.

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City: Simi Valley, California

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Bio: Well, I'm Brett. I'm self employed. I graduated from UCLA and I sell insurance during the week. I have my own bar and pool table. Doesn't really require me to leave much. I've got the party pad? Seems everyone always ends up over here with an occasional hurl to my already abused carpet. But then again I have plenty of time for myself. When the sun sets, I'm losing to myself at pool and plastering myself with beer or some other mixed tasty drink. Maybe stalking you... I like building and fixing things. Typical guy shit. Music. Good Movies. Porn. Taking pictures. Pondersome. Grunting and yelling at the TV. Basketball and Boxing. Driving Fast. Travel. Collecting an assorted collection of bottles containing alcohol also known as partying. Leaving your toilet seat up. Making fun of myself and other people less or more fortunate. Mullets (haha) I'm functional, mature (with those immature attributes in there occasionally - gotta have some humor) Long drives and losing my mind.