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  • Date of Birth? 63
  • Sexual Status: straight single man
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City: Simi Valley, California

Bio: Huge, fat partially-crippled loser with warped sense of humor. I like to cook- (I'm an award-winning dessert chef) I was a disk jockey with my own show for a year on KCLU- I like to play keyboards and sing.

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