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• Date of Birth? 50
• Sexual Status: straight single man

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Latest Status: Just be Nice

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City: Fort Lauderdale, Florida

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Bio: Often seen walking on water.;) I have been known to adopt starving childen on my lunch breaks. I write award-winning operas and I manage my time efficiently. I cook thirty-minute Brownies in 18 minutes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. babes trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, War & Peace and The Lord of the Ring Trilogy in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every item in my home. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance my check book, I weave, and my bills are all paid. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair..upside down. But I have yet to find what I'm looking for ;) I don't need the perfect face, body or bank account to make me happy. It's phenomena to me...instant flame or fizzle and the rest is just decoration.