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• Date of Birth? 52
• Sexual Status: straight single man

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Latest Status: When I was born, the doctor that delivered me was a woman, so when she slapped me it turned me on and I gave her a black eye!

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City: Healdsburg, California

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Bio: There are three words that describe me Funny, Funny, and Funny! I can see humor in just about anything that is said, or out of any situation. I enjoy laughing, and making others laugh. Of course I also have a serious side. I won't try and find humor in serious situations. As far as my physical aspects go, I am 43, 5'5(my length makes up for my heighth!),and 175lbs. I shave my head on a regular basis and have a goatee. I practice excellent hygiene. I'm a welder for a muffler manufacturing company. Now let's talk SEX! What can I say, I love it! I would just like to be getting more of it. The positions I like the most are me on top with your leg's spread wide so I can penetrate deep! You on top, especialy if you bend down so I can suck on your nipples, and I can reach around and massage your anus with my finger! I also like fucking you from behind(pussy or anal)while I reach underneath and rub your breasts and your belly. However, I am am also very willing to experiment! I do have a fetish. I am totaly into navels! I enjoy putting things(honey,chocolate,whipped cream)into them and licking them out! I can't forget to mention oral sex. In two words, "Oh Yea"! Sex is'nt sex without it. Want to know more about me?(there is more!), let's talk.